Hard Shit Of The Day

BOS vs NYR Black Friday Showdown

 

Bruins won 3-2. This what Alain Vigneault said to King Henrik Lundquist after the game...

 

#TankForWiggins

Im cool with any of these 3 honestly.

Ok so is it time yet? Can we finally just admit it and tank for this fucking stud. Even if we only get a top 5 pick im fine with that because this draft is so talented. Bench Rondo. Trade Bass, Lee, Hump, Wallace, Green. How awesome would it be to go in full fledged tank mode? Theyd be giving away tickets and then next season we could have the second coming. Of course the Celtics will never admit to tanking, its bad business. But lets all pray for some injuries. Lets put up billboards like those homos down in Jacksonville trying to get Tebow aka Baby Jesus. I just really want to watch some good basketball in Boston for the next 10 or so years, so I'm willing to take a hit this season, and i feel like im not alone. I WANT THAT NUMBER 1 FUCKING PING PONG BALL #TankForWiggins #PrayForWiggins

I just thought this would be funny

Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving bitches... that's pretty much what big baby said while downing a whole fucking turkey last night. Dudes a baller and I still love him. Good night mofuckas I'll be sleeping getting ready for black friday while y'all are chowing down. Good Day and happy Hanukkah to all the Jews out there. Jk.

Hard Shit Of The Day

 

Wicked old Metallica. I personally hate Metallica but this song gets the blood and juice flowing quickly. You be the judge. 

Worst Display Of Hockey I've Seen In 40 Years

You would think that if your going here, you would see some talent right?

 

 

PeeWee hockey is more entertaining than this. You know when you go to a professional hockey game and then intermission is the little pip squeaks that are so cute. Yeah they are way more entertaining than this shit show, kid can't even skate. If the blogger was out there, I would have been skating circles around these chumps. No big deal but I know I have the blazing speed. 

Hollywood Walk Of Fame

 

As I was walking down the street in Hollywood, I looked down and stopped to see this beauty just sitting on the ground. The shredding master himself Slash from Guns N Roses. Yeah those are my Nike Free's in the picture too cause while I was taking this picture I was immediately distracted by the character of Steve-O from Jackass. Yeah I met him yesterday. But anyways the Slash Master should have more than one star, nobody shreds like this dude I tell you.

 

 



Hip To Be Square On Tuesday

Kopitar Roofs One In OT

I mean its only proper that I am in LA, and that Anze Kopitar yanks one top shelf to beat the fucking nucks. Everyday the Canucks lose its a good day. But anyways its on to San Diego for me tomorrow. And the Duckies on Friday. Long Live The Kings.



Marty Celly's His Ass Off

 

That's how you friggen celly right there. Dangle . Snip. Celly. All in one. Congrats to Marty St. Louis for getting his 1000th point and he sure as hell deserves it. Party all night buddy, we know your probably not a booze bag since you look like a light weight but anyways 1000 is huge friggen flaunt that shit.

Franco And Rogen. I Love It

 

One of the best spoofs to come out this year besides the Nicholas Cage Wrecking Ball parody. That shit was fire. I juts can't help but laugh when I see this on my screen and yeah they actually lock lips once. I saw it. 2nd best spoof. Let me tell you.

You Stay Classy New England

Ridley Blows though

Pats 34 Broncos 31. Suck it

The Official Beans Of The Denver Broncos

I laughed a lot when I found this in a bomb ass Italian Deli

Can You Say You've Ever Been Here

 

 

As I wasted two and half hours of my day while I am on vacation, it came to my attention that I was not just at any ordinary Honda dealer. I was at the number one Honda dealer in the USA. I know what your thinking, big friggen deal right. Well yeah it is. Broski needed a new car while I stood there with my thumb up my ass and waited and waited. When I told them that the blogger was in town this week, I couldn't even get a chat in with Norm Reeves. Can you believe that guy? Whatever he just missed the opportunity of a lifetime, let me tell you that. I could of advertised the shit out that peasants place but nope I am not, let's just leave it at that. Good day. 

New Title Contender

Don't let that title throw you off. There is a new title contender in the NBA. I'm not talking championship title either, we talkin' 'bout number one pick title contender. Since D-Rose is most likely done for the season (career?), the Bulls are the newest team to enter the race for a new game-changer.

Rose recently went down with a meniscus tear which will is the same injury that Russell Westbrook had last year. I really feel badly for the guy. Everyone, including me, was shitting on him for being a pussy and taking so long to come back from his ACL injury and then 15 games into this season this happens. I'd love for this to be a huge cover up just so the Bulls can bring in Chicago native Jabari Parker to team up with a healthy Rose next year, but I think Rose's career is in question. He looked like he was about to be real explosive and better than before this year, but with two bad knees he is starting to look like Greg Oden minus the fact that he doesn't actually look like a 70 year old man.

I only wish for two things to come from this...well maybe three:
1. The Bulls don't finish worse than the Celtics and we still get a better pick than them
2. D-Rose comes back healthier than ever and never has knee problems again
3. Totally unrelated but I still wish it comes true...I make millions of dollars doing absolutely nothing and don't have to do shit the rest of my life besides whack off.

What The Fuck Is That?

 

Well we arrived at LAX last night and in the lights I see this fucking weird ass plane in the distance and then I say great look at this shit. Just another thing the Asians ladies can go ape shit about. Now they look like absolute fucking weirdos.  All of this shit is whacked out and I hate the fact that they think this is cool. Get with the program were in America.





I'm Back Bitches...And The Bruins Won

So upon waking up this morning in Los Angeles. I woke up at 11 AM Pacific time so that means yeah, I missed like the first period of the Bruins game. But whatever I'm glad I slept in I needed. The Bruins continue to look strong but I can't believe they beat those shit bags from Carolina in OT. Why didn't they kick the crap out of the team in regulation. hey how about 5-1, 4-1, 3-1, I don't give a shit but these grind fest games. I'm done with them I tell you. Congrats on the W but I want to see better wins than this. California is legit. And Brian has spoken. Good day.



Heisman Watch

According to ESPN there are still multiple Heisman candidates. In my eye's even though him and his team threw up a shitter against a damn good LSU team today, Johnny Manziel is the clear cut winner for the MVP of college football. The guy is truly amazing and has noone around him besides Evans. His D sucks giant D and his O Line is pitiful, even though it is hard blocking for a mobile QB. Everyone says Jameis Winston but the guy legit has the best supporting cast in the country (besides Bama). And the dude raped someone... Johnny Football hasn't even raped anyone yet so he wins. Now people are gonna say Marcus Mariota also and you do have to give him credit he is great, but he and the #5 ranked team in the country got BLOWN out by an unranked Arizona team. The only person I think you can put into the discussion as competition is Teddy Bridgewater. He's has the best record out of the 4 QB's (plays an easier schedule) and the second best stats besides my boy Johnny Football. Honestly I don't see how it's even a competition. Johnny Football should win on his pure awesomeness (on and off the field) alone. The guy is the most recognizable and most known college football player in recent memory. If he really wanted to he could steal Katherine Webb from AJ McCarron down in Bama (Roll Tide ya little homo), but he doesn't want to be tied down to one fine piece of ass when he could get most girls in the country. Anyways, if you've ever watched Manziel you have seen and you realize how awesome of a QB he is. Come draft time it'll be interesting to see where the future back to back Heisman trophy winner lands.

The Sanchize

Homo With The Cornrows

There are many reasons to why people hate Mark Sanchez. But the Sanchize just added another, he got cornrows... Yes the shitty Jets QB, who's been spending his time this season on the IR (Vaginal Tightness), got cornrows put into his hair yesterday. I don't know if he thinks he looks cool or he wants to feel welcomed among his ghetto teammates, all I know is he looks dumber than Dennis Rodman with his rainbow hair. But hey the dude gets hot bitches all day. He's banged Kate Upton, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Longoria and a couple other hot bitches, so he's doing something right. I just think he looks like a fucking tool. Even worse than the butt fumble incident....Actually, butt fumble was pretty bad...

 

Worst Play Of All Time

Guess That Mo

It's a handsome college bro that can grow about 6 whiskers on each side...

 

 

 

Oh it's me. Yeah so what if my stache comes in darker on one side, I don't give a shit. I started Movember two days ago, fully groomed from head to toe but whatever the stache is coming to Los Angeles with me. And I will not shave till the end of November this time. I don't care if your going to say shit that you should have started this at the beginning but hey guess what I didn't. So live with it. It's coming in better than ever so leave it. Good day.

 

The Mad Fisherman Sports Rant

 

This guy is friggen crazy. I really cant believe that I have been to this dude's house and I dread the fact that he has his own show. This dude is the guy I never want to fish with. I honestly don't even know how one becomes pro at fishing. But if you ever find out let me know. So what your saying is that if your good at catching fish you can become pro, buddy its the lure that works not you. You also use a fish finder. That's cheating. So please tell me what has happened to the normal sit on the rock, cast out the line, crack a cold beer, sit with your friends and shoot the shit, and wait for the fish to bite. This dude I bet throws the bug zapper into the water so it electrocutes the fish, and hey I caught one.  But Best rant ever above, am I right?

 

 

 

Be Fucking Loud

This Sunday will be a test of the Patriots fan base. Gillette is known as one of the quietest stadiums in the NFL. The crowd is rarely a factor in games when teams come to Gillette. This Sunday Pats Nation needs to go off. We need to be the loudest crowd Gillettes ever had. What better game to show up and make noise then Brady vs. Manning, and the return of Wes Welker. The fans need to be loud, mean and nasty. Take a play out of Seattle and KC's playbooks, they're notoriously the loudest fans in the NFL. They have no shame and are overly passionate about their football teams. That is what the Patriots need this weekend. The Pats are gonna need all the help they can get trying to slow down Peyton and his prolific offense, so how about we fuck with Peyton's audible calling and make it so loud he can't fucking think. In the words of the great Tom Brady,"Yeah, start drinking early. Get nice and rowdy... they'll have a lot of time to get lubed up, come out here and cheer for the home team." Unicorns, Show Ponies, Where's The Beef?!

Skip to around 30 seconds. Best BS chant ever

Seattle fans are nuts this is what Pats need

Wes Welker's Return

This Sunday Wes Welker returns to Gillette Stadium in a Broncos uniform for the first time since he signed with Denver in the offseason. The question I've seen a bunch is whether Pats fans should boo or cheer for Welker. I think this is absurd that people are even wondering what to do. Give that man a standing ovation

Welker getting decked per usual

when they announce him on Sunday night. He literally put his life on the line for the Patriots. I've never seen one receiver getting a beating as badly as Welker has over his career, especially from passes thrown by Brady. That dude has gotten rocked so many times over the years that I'm surprised he's not half retarded. Wes Welker contributed to one of the most potent offenses from 2007-2012 and was Brady's safety blanket for the entire time. This was a man who tore his ACL during the last game of the 2009 season and balled out and returned for the first game of the 2010 season. He got disrespected here by ownership and Bill, especially when he signed the franchise under the assumption he would get a fat paycheck. But he's a warrior and deserves nothing but the best standing ovation when he's announced Sunday night. But once the game starts boo the shit out of him and Peyton. Gillette needs to be rocking. No sally shit where you can here people talking. We need it to be like Baltimore, Seattle, KC etc. etc. I will be there and I don't want to be able to hear myself think. Hopefully the Pats whoop Denver and Wes' ass on Sunday Night. LET'S GOOO.

Example of Welker being lit up by Ryan Clark

One of the many times he's gotten fucked up

Women Wednesday- Carrie Underwood

 



 

And boom goes the dynamite. 

Need I say more...

 

 

Hard Shit Of The Day

Hangman's Body Count- Volbeat

 

Fire. Fire. Catching Fire. 

Western Conference Puts On A Show

 

For the record I am an avid Bruins fan , but holy fuck there are better teams out there other than the Bruins. People say the Bruins will win the cup this year. Dude shut the hell up. Look at this Western Conference the Bruins as of right now Wednesday November 20, 2013 at 10:14 P.M. eastern time, have 29 points in 21 games which means they 14-6-1 and 1st in the Eastern Conference. Okay, newsflash the Bruins have a friggen cake walk to the playoffs every god damn year now because of the stupid realignment. Right now the Bruins would be in 9th place in the West. That's how friggen tough this Conference. Yeah the Bruins are good but they have to play some tough of nails teams this year, all these nail biter games aren't going to fly against these high powered West Coast Hockey teams. But hey I'm still cheering for the B's and hope they do good, but you can't expect them to win every year. Especially when the West looks like this. Fucking hardcore.

Prince Tubby Traded

 

Big Prince got traded for Ian Kinsler, are you serious? I feel like the Rangers just stole this guy from the Tigers. I honestly can't believe I am reading this. Although the Tigers are going to have a silky smooth middle infield I must say. But tubby will bring the power in Arlington which the Rangers need right? They only Fielder, Beltre, Cruz, Moreland, Berkman, and Soto. All fat guys with power. Looks like Prince can do a line of coke with his manager Ron Washington before the games to get them all fired up. Well we will always remember Fielder for this...

 

Poor guy.

 

Another Week, Another Win

 

I mean really, starting off 2-5, yeah I was looking like I was going for a lottery pick, but hold the phone he's got a cannon. A 4 game winning streak brings Schaub On My Knob to 6-5 and making the run to the playoffs. Watch out boys. Brees, Newton, Sproles all need a big week from me to pull this one out of my ass. But bring it on, road to 7-5 #streaking

Houston, We Gotta Problem

No, this isn't a post about how shitty the Celtics played against a Rockets squad with huge potential. This is a post to raise awareness the fact that our season is in jeopardy. The main goal of most teams this season is NOT to win an NBA championship. It IS to lose the most games out of any other team and get one of the top picks. We aren't doing a good job winning, but we aren't doing a good job losing either. Utah and Milwaukee have the best chances at landing the top two picks, but who the fuck wants to live with a bunch of Mormons and Cheese-Heads? The Celtics need to pick a side, either go out and pick up some guys that can help us become a cinderella team or sit Rondo the whole season and make up some sort of phantom injury for Jeff Green.

Obviously, it is still very early in the season, but where is the sense of urgency! The organization needs to make up their mind and it has to be soon. Players like Parker, Wiggins, Randle and Gordon don't come around too often. We can't be an average or even below average team this season, we need to tank.

NBCSN Tonight At 7:30

 

How many college references will we hear tonight? How times will he say go have some fun? Goes nuts when the powerplay looks horrendous? Mis pronounces the name of almost all the European Hockey Players? Well it looks like 7:30 can't come quick enough. Suck it Pierre.

Brady Was Pissed

 

Drops The F Bomb 6 Seconds In 

 

After last night B.S. ending Tom Brady made sure to make his displeasures with the no call known. He laid into head official Clete Blakeman (who the fuck names their child Clete by the way) after he pussed out and ran off the field, after failing to explain why there was no penalty on the final play in the Pats 24-20 loss to the Carolina Panthers. Gronk got straight mugged by Kuechly and the ref threw the flag because there was a clear penalty. But after all was said and done the ref picked up his flag and the lead official announced that there was no penalty on the play and the game was over. He didn't explain why there was no penalty and ran off the field, so Brady chased the fucker down and bitched him out and drops a nice F Bomb on national television. Love to see the passion from Brady. Carolina played phenomenal last night and deserved to win, but the Pats also deserved another shot at the endzone and Thomas Edward Patrick Brady agrees.

Hey At Least The Bruins Won Last Night

 

For those of you that didn't jump off the Tobin Bridge last night after the Patriots loss, the B's won. Yeah Johnny Boychuck unleashed another bomb cannon last night in the Bruins 4-1 victory over that Hockey team that is in Carolina. While you all were watching the Patriots get robbed last night, I at least went to bed happy knowing that the Bruins won. Bruins are 13-6-1 and second in the Eastern Conference and making moves. Now they play tonight in the dump hole of Madison Square Garden against the Columbus Blue Jackets new look New York Rangers. Pierre McGuire will be in attendance, can't wait to see this knob tonight.

What The Hell Happened Last Night

What the hell happened last night? Last night shit hit the fan in New England because of a B.S. call/no call. How is that call not made in that situation. Gronk is clearly being bear hugged by Luke Kuechly on the final play of the game. He was unable to come back and make a play on the ball because he literally couldn't. Kuechly is a beast and so is Gronk, but Kuechly had Gronk in shambles. Rob Lester undercut the ball and probably would have picked it off regardless, but in the rules it clearly states that if an offense player is restricted from coming back to a ball it should be called defensive pass interference. If Gronk hadn't been tackled in the back of the endzone he would have atleast been able to attempt to make a play. The thing that pissed people off was the ref actually threw the flag because he saw this happen. The fucker got caught up in the moment and picked up his flag and ran off the field like a little puss. The NFL should honestly be embarrassed after last night. Terrible game ending play. Patriots should have atleast been given the right to another chance to win, whether it be from the 1 yard line on a Pass Interference call or the 13 on a Defensive Holding. EIther or would have sufficed. Instead NE got screwed again on another bogus call/no call. NE fans should be used to it by now. Remember McCourty his second year? Shit Show.

Hard Shit Of The Day

Avenged Sevenfold- Doing Time

 

No big deal just one song of their newest album and it's fire. 

Jameis Winston in Trouble?

Prosecutor to 'get to the bottom' of sex assault case involving Florida State star

So obviously this case gets brought up at the peak of Winston's career. It wouldn't be American if this came out as soon as it happened. Clearly some ratchet bitch that got dumped by some random black guy has a thing against Winston and just wants to make some quick cash. And as much as I don't think Jameis Winston had anything to do with this, I'd love to see FSU fail simply because THE Ohio State University really deserves some more credit.

FSU may have beaten 3 top 25 teams this season and is an absolute force on defense, but if they played Ohio State I think 99.9798% of the time OSU would prevail. Maybe it's because I don't see Maryland as a top 25 team. Maybe its because Braxton Miller has only thrown 3 picks opposed to Winston's 7. I'm not saying Miller is better than Winston, because he isn't, but both are studs. OSU would have put up a strong fight against Bama last year if they were bowl eligible. And I think this is the year, (unfortunately...ROLL TIDE), that OSU will end Bama's streak and take the National Championship out from right underneath Nick Saban's nose.

P.S. -- He sold Jameis Winston a couple autographed jerseys for that tattoo

Monday Ain't So Bad

It's Monday. The least favorite day of the week for all of us. But mostly me and especially this Monday. This guy has a bigger test on Wednesday than Tom and Bill have tonight. Sure I haven't been to class since the last test, and yeah, maybe I failed the first two tests, but this is make it or break it for me. If I pass this class I am getting a moped. Call me queer but the UNH campus is like Planet Fitness with the whole "no judgement zone" thing. Mopeds aren't cool anywhere else, but they are the shit at UNH.

But this is supposed to be a post about the Pats which is what is on my plate for tonight. Fuck this test and fuck Slam Newton. Of course he is super athletic and can be pretty electric at times, but we have the greatest looking quarterback in the history of sports. Also, not to be racist (but totally to be racist), when was the last time an African-American QB won the Super Bowl?

Lets crack the Natty's and sit back and enjoy this Monday night. Go Pats.

Return of the Mamba's

I know this is the news that everyone has been waiting for since the end of the 2012 season, THE WHITE MAMBA, might return... That's right folks not only is the black mamba set to return soon, but the goofy ass ginger from Long Beach, CA and current Asst Coach for the Golden State Warriors has reportedly been asked to come out of retirement to replace the even shittier Jermaine O'Neal. Scal won over the hearts of every fan from every city he played in, and is best well known for his time with the Celtics where he doubled as a second hand mascot. Let's all hope this is a serious offer so we can see the return of the WHITE MAMBA. Even if it's just for 30 seconds a night. 

Maury- OutKast Mashup

I can't watch this without laughing. Not once.



He's Baaaack!

 

 

This clown is coming back to the NHL. I hope Edmonton is ready goof ball. Talking about the universe and shit. Focus more on stopping the puck rather thinking about how small our solar system is you dink. Maybe you won't get bought out again. I mean the Oilers already suck so Bryz can't be any worse. 

 

How My Nuts Taste?

Title says it all. Dude from Umass Raphiael Putney just threw down this monster jam on some jamoke from Youngstown State. I would have gotten up and asked the dude how my nuts taste. Like why are you even trying to take that charge. Respectable, but now the only reason people will know who you are is when they say "remember that dude from Umass who legit inserted his ball into that stupid white kid from YSU". Ya they won't even remember who the fuck you are. Nice try.

Marcus Lattimore

So alot of you just saw Jabari Greer of the Saints just tear his ACL. And alot of you are saying how nasty it was and how you lost your appetite, but cmon man don't be a bitch. Honestly Greer's injury is pussy shit compared to Marcus Lattimore's. That literally made my knees ache. I cringed like I never have before. Shit's disgusting. So before you all freak about his ACL take a look a this gruesome thing. 

Here's a little better look for ya 

Weekend Review

That basically sums up the weekend for this guy.

Thursday night: Scratched my balls and blazed alone...fucking pothead

Friday night: Kicked it with some new hoes and old bros

Saturday day and night: Absolutely nothing. I think I might have been the laziest and most pointless human being on earth last night. I was such a detriment to society that I should have been tarred and feathered. Ate two firecrackers around 11 and was on my ass the entire day. Allegedly there was a pretty sweet meteor shower and being the philosophical smoker I am, I probably would have liked it...instead I was knocked by midnight.

I didn't include Sunday because it sucked since the Pats didn't play and all I've done is pretend to study.

This Shit Will Get You Through The Sunday With No Patriots

Ignorant at it's finest. 

The Chinese Get Random English Tattoos

You know when Americans get Chinese lettering on them, I really don't know if you have done your research because this chick Asian didn't do hers. This is so god damn hilarious on so many levels because I love people from America get random ass tattoos that mean something in Chinese. If I was a tattoo artist I would so fuck with them and write like "Another useless tattoo" or like "People judge me cause I sit down when I pee." Yeah I guess Chinese writing looks cool but this one takes the cake. This Asian chick is high class value. Terrible spot for this tattoo as well, because it should of been on her pubic area cause that's where the real "value" is, with a little star is just a prime area. Anyways my point is just don't get a fucking random ass Chinese tattoo, this one is juts funny cause its an Asian who has no idea what she got. Good day.  

UNH Upends The Husky Bitches

My 2nd dude Kevin Roy on Northeastern

My main dude Cody Ferriaro ringing one off the glass in warmups

 

 

But in the outcome...

 

UNH battled the puss bags on Northeastern tonight and came out on top 4-1. Husky Bitch. The refs sucked a mean one tonight absolutely screwed us on a few calls but hey now UNH has a winning record. Hopefully we will be ranked this week. And my second favorite dude Kevin Roy lit the lamp last night for the lone Northeastern goal. My prediction is that we will get No. 18 in the country. Yeah ladies No. 18. Holla. Good night.

You Dun Fucked Up Now NCAA



On Thursday night, Massachusetts, trailing 2-1, scored a goal to ostensibly tie the game at 2-2. After a request from Boston College to the on-ice officials, the play was reviewed and the goal was called back due to an apparent offside. Game officials mis-applied the rule in three different ways. First, coaches can only request reviews of those specific situations listed under page 83, section 93.2 of the rule book. Second, offsides can only be reviewed in games that are televised, an expansion of the existing rule that previously limited review of offside and too many men on the ice to post-season championships only. The rule was extended to cover regular season televised games per a July memo from the NCAA (click here) This game was not televised. And third, the offside situation must be "egregious" in nature, which this situation was not. While the Massachusetts goal should not have been called back in the manner that it was, there is no league protocol by which the situation can be overturned. Future assignments of the on-ice officials who worked Thursday's game will be reviewed by the league office.

C'mon now NCAA, you dun fucked up. Its not like UMass was emotionally unstable after this one, I mean their used to not winning. But that goal has to count. Its in the writing chief. Page 83, section 93.2 its in there, right next to fuck you.

 

This College Kid Kills It From Years Ago

 

The visor is coming off. This kid is the biggest super fan of all time, especially when the white meets the black and red. This kid I absolutely love. If I am not like this at the hockey game tonight, I will repping the trapper hat which is badass, but hey its no visor. Anyways this kid always will be the best on College Gameday. Good day.

Where'd It Go

Let me just start off by expressing my truly pure hatred for Lebron James. I literally hate him with a passion, not because he tears up the Celtics on a regular basis, but because he flops like a little vagina when he's 6'8'' 270lbs. But there's no doubt in my mind that Lebron is the best basketball player in the world right now and has a chance of being the best of all time. I just don't understand one thing about him, where'd his hair go? The guy is 28 and his hairline is halfway back his scalp... Now I know a couple people who are my age who have been balding for years, but come on you make 20+ mill a year fix that shit when it got started. At least Wes Welker took care of his balding problems and covers that shit up. Just shave that shit off. Take after Jordan and shave it. I don't know that's what I would do, but I'm not a millionaire. But it's too late for LBJ and I'm sure he truly doesn't care since he's friggen loaded. But let's all just take a second and take a look at his hair.

So besides being a notorious flopper and being bald at the age of 28, he's still phenomenal and I am just a hater in all sense of the word. Good Day.

San Fran BatKid

 

Saving the day while raising the spirits of a major U.S. city was pint-sized Miles Scott, 5. Miles is in remission from leukemia, and, thanks to the Make-A-Wish Foundation, managed to turn his obsession with comic book heroes into the real thing. Well, almost. There was no way Penguin was going to get away with anything on Friday.

Thousands of San Franciscans responded to an avalanche of social media blasts, lining the streets wherever Miles and a full-sized Batman swooped into action. At Hyde and Green streets, there was a damsel in distress to rescue, and the bat duo arrived in a Lamborghini with Batman decals. At 550 Montgomery St., a burgled bank vault needed to be liberated. And at Union Square, there was a hamburger to down.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/15/batkid-san-francisco/3588173/

 

Just a great story for this little dude. Miles had leukemia and as his Make-A-Wish, he wanted to become the real Batman. Fucking badass I know. Going on to save a few people and stopping the Riddler and Penguin he kicked today's ass big time. The turnout was outstanding in San Fran to see this kid defeat anything that stood in front of him. Touching to hear. It just goes to show not everybody can save the world but the ones who actually try will...

 

I'm a bat!

 

Wanna Hear The Most Ignorant Goal Horn Ever

 

I hate the Caps just for this reason.

It's Friday Bitches

Showtek feat. We Are Loud & Sonny Wilson - Booyah (Cash Cash Remix)

 

 

Shit is fire.

 

Tyler Seguin Puts On A Show

 

Tyler Seguin once again panty drops in Dallas. Last night he netted four goals and had an assist. Just saying his trade stock went way up for Sean Avery's Taint I must say. Yeah he got me like 30 points or some shit like that no big deal. I wish Boston was watching this show he put on because it kills me everyday to see this guy not in a B's sweater. Just cause he laid train on the puck sluts and partied fucking hard doesn't mean that he won't "fit our system", who fucking cares. I'm sick of the shit people gave him in the playoffs. He won a ring already at age 19. Honestly as a Bruins fans I am sick of all these grind fest games, with the Florida Panthers, Columbus Blue Jackets, and the New Jersey Devils. This kid can score isn't that what every team needs? Loui hasn't turned out good. The problem was Brad Marchand not this kid. Just cause Seguin doesn't hit or get into fights means he can't be a real Bruin. Yeah were a badass club but I want goals baby, goals. That's what Seguin will give you and we gave up on him way to early. Way to early. Good day.

Rob Ford vs. Chris Farley

For the most part the similarities of these two are fucking priceless, Rob Ford, fat. Chris Farley, fat. So that's funny. This video is just spot on and I just can't get enough. 

UNH Hoops Late Preview

Since nobody seems to care about the art of college basketball anymore I decided to try and resurrect it with a preview for the UNH Mens Basketball team. This will be my first season following the Wildcats, and it looks promising. We're 2-0 after beating a middle school team in Suffolk and a mediocre A-10 team in Duquesne. By many, we are projected to finish 6th but I beg to differ. UVM, Stony Brook and UMBC are all strong teams, but only they should fall ahead of UNH. After a 9-20 season last year, it can't be that hard to do better.