Bro Science

 

How to use the Smith Machine?

 

I must say that the only time I use the Smith machine in the gym when I am doing chest decline. One because its a lot of weight because I am so jacked. Never do legs on this shit. That's the pussy way out of it. All of the older men and women are the ones that should be using the Smith Machine. Not so much weight for the pansies. So bro tip when lifting. Almost never use the Smith Machine if you between the ages of 16- 45. 

Tyler Seguin Update

When is this kid not ever on his game. Again today 2 goals and 2 assists. In the 6-4 win over Winnipeg today. I will always keep posting about this because I hop that one day I can meet that gorgeous looking Candice Seguin. Smoking. And also that Bruins will finally face the fact that they made a mistake by trading him and they think Loui and Reilly Smith are the answer. And the answer is no. Tyler Seguin for Mayor. Good day. 

Bruins vs. Canucks Tonight

 

The Sedin Sister's. I can not wait for this game. It was total mayhem last time at the Garden and but were back to the Rogers Centre. Which means Center in proper English. But Luongo will suck this time. And I hope that Tortorella brought his fighting game cause it better be rowdy game tonight.

 

Bruins 6 - Canucks 3

Russell Wilson Drafted By The Texas Rangers

 

Yes this Russell Wilson...

 

 

He was drafted today in the Rule 5 Draft today by the Texas Rangers. Which means if he wants to ever play baseball, he will be with the coke head Ron Washington. I feel like Wilson can hit absolute bombs. Him and Fielder on the left side of the infield. My oh my. Russell Wilson will probably never play for the Rangers. Just because he will make more money playing football. The only way he will play for the Rangers if he gets hurt by any means and loses everything.  He's a starter and a baller. And what a waste of pick on by the Texas Rangers.

No More Collisons At Home Plate

 

Well here we go again. Little League Baseball. Railroading the catcher is now banned in the MLB. I think this is a soft thing to ban just because it is something that doesn't happen as often as people think. One of the most exciting things to watch in a baseball is a no hitter, a walk off Homerun, and somebody railroading the catcher. Now that this gone I think I will just wait to watch baseball in August when the Little League World Series comes around. Newsflash Japan wins almost every year. But yeah that is Mike Napoli getting rocked by Sean Rodriguez. See this is why I want it still. This little pip squeak ran over the lumberjack Napoli. This play separates the men from the girls. Girls slide and now that is what the MLB is making them. Next the MLB will be banning from seeds being spit onto the field because somebody might roll an ankle while running.

Iginla Had A Good Homecoming

Photo Credit: @MassholeSports

 

Well it looks like Iginla is the Tyler Seguin of Calgary. Well the gayest city in Canada at least still has some faith left. I just can't tell if this chick is hot or not. The sign is in a bad spot. But I called it last night that Iggy would have a great homecoming. He recorded an assist, and the Bruins were able to win 2-1. Yeah the game was an absolute snoozer till 6 minutes left in the third. But hey that's Calgary for ya. And I bet Iggy slayed back in 95, now he is just a bald old man. 



Women Crush Wednesday

 

It is Amy Adams, I don't know what it is with this girl but hot damn she gets me going. Might be that fire strawberry blonde hair. But anyways I'd giver her a go. I think she is pretty damn fine.

 

 

Trumbo Staying In The West

 

Well it looks like the RedSox are not getting Mark Trumbo anytime soon. The man that I wanted to get in the first place over Napoli is now headed to Arizona. Trumbo was part of a three team with the White Sox and Angels and D-Backs. I take back my comments about Cano, I think that Mark Trumbo has the smoothest swing in the MLB. Dude can drop absolute bombs too. Which is why he would have been a great pick up for the Sox with the monster in left. The Trumbomb will success in Arizona but the D-Back blow so there's that too. Spread your fingers you can make it bigger. Good day.

 

Face To The Floor- Chevelle

Bro Knowledge- Gym Buddys

 

This here is the ultimate gym buddy video. Yeah this Tardy Tim guy aka Anthony Brooks. Please, tells me he is going to be there at 8 and then 9 comes around and he's just rolling out of bed while I am sitting there hyped up on pre-workout and ready to go. Also he may be Headphones Hank. When lifting all of the attention should be on me. Me looking good veins sticking out of my body and I am lifting rock weight. Pay attention. Nobody gives a shit about the new mixtape you just downloaded. So fuck off. I'm not doing  legs cause it sucks. That's what skiing and wind sprints is for.

Iginla Makes His Return To Calgary

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2013/09/30/iginla/xogoI7xcRiHhXlUv5UFALI/story.html

 

Jarome Iginla will finally make an appearance back in Calgary tonight with the Boston Bruins for the first time since last year. He spent all of his career there till last year when he got traded to the Boston Bruins, or so we thought, then became a member of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Thanks to Sidney Crosby. Anyways he's back with the Bruins now and is looking to a great homecoming in Calgary. Juts goes to show how shitty Calgary was when he was the captain there and then leaves and will probably never a letter on a shirt again. Bout time he left the gayest city in Canada. Anyways I bet he puts two points tonight, one goal, one assist. Calgary is horrible so I say the Bruins win in a land slide 6-1 just cause Tuukka's in net.

 

 

James Neal Suspension Video

 

Alright, so first off I am going to stay that Shawn Thronton, should have went after James Neal instead of Brooks Orpik. This play right here I think was dirtier than the hit on Loui. This is kneeing.  Shawn Thornton is gutless and should have never done what he did. But the fact that James Neal directly bends his knee towards Marchand's head. And drills him. This is kneeing. I hate when guys do something dumb and then say oh I didn't do anything. Yeah dude I think its time to drop the gloves and stop being a bitch. This is kneeing. James Neal should be a superstar, not a dirty ass player like this. You don't see Datsyuk, Toews, or Bergeron doing this crap. It's time to smarten and show your talent like a Steven Stamkos and not be a cheapo. This was kneeing. Good day.

Halladay Retires After 16 Seasons

The Doc calls it a career today, he retired a Blue Jay. The right hander played 16 seasons in the MLB spent most of his time with the Toronto Blue Jays, but ended his career with the Philadelphia Phillies. Just saying that I am pretty mad now because guess who was my favorite pitcher to pitch with in MLB The Show. Yup you guessed it Roy Halladay. He shit was filthy. The two time Cy Young winner had a great career. He finished with a 3.68 lifetime ERA which is pretty damn good in my eyes. He was an absolute work horse in 2003 when he pitched 266 innings that year. God damn. I will miss this dude. 

Bro Knowledge- Leg Day

 

How to skip leg day I think is on everybody's mind here. This juice head will show you how to do this with just a few simple steps. My favorite one in this video could possibly be, "Yo it's the vernal equinox outside, there's no way I can do leg day now". Just because I idolize this man doesn't mean that I am like this guy at the gym. Oh wait I sort of am. I think I have completely cancelled leg day out of the gym workout. Who needs legs day when you do friggen wind sprints on the ice. Yeah the legs feed the wolves but I think when the wolves isn't hungry then your just left with leg day and nobody wants to do that. I'll take skiing and hockey any day of the week over squats and lunges 7 days a week, 365 days of the year. I am in my prime athletic ability right now. If you say I have scrawny legs then I will just beat you at any sport. Name it, I've done it, most likely. No need for legs days at the gym. Good day. 

MVP Prediction

I am going to go out on a limb and saying that my NHL MVP will be the captain of the Anaheim Ducks, Ryan Getzlaf. With 16 Goals and 20 Assists early in the season, I think the Ducks are going to great this season. Playing alongside Corey Perry and Dustin Penner, pass shot score is all that line does. The big 6'4" centermen, has a major hair loss problem but man can put the puck in the net. Standing in 3rd place in  points behind Crosby and Malkin, who are the two best players in the league/world. But I am very confident that Getzlaf if he stays healthy will be a contender for MVP. The Ducks will also be coming out of the West this year, Bruce Boudreau does not frig around with this crew and they will contenders as well. Good day.

This Is What I Imagine Football To Be

http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/the-nfl-battles-snow-and-ice-1386523516-slideshow/

This is why I love Football.

Gronkowski's Season Is Over

Photo credit: Steven Senne

Well here is the tackle that Rob Gronkowski probably suffered a torn ACL or some nasty shit. This hit was pretty gruesome to watch. I feel like being hit low is way worse than being hit high. I mean I would rather be hit high just so I can see it coming. The fact that this is a legal hit is sickening because the legs are so prone to injury rather than seeing someone come high on you at least you are able to adjust to prepare for it. Gronk had no shot. That's like a broken tibia waiting to happen.

Me I am a man of good hard hitting. This I felt was cheap because I know Gronk is hard to take down but having to just dive at his legs and trip em up is not a legit way to tackle. This is isn't friggen soccer where we slide tackle everybody. What ever happened to hard head on knock the over person over hitting? It just doesn't exist anymore. I am no expert in football but that was cheap. Good day.  

 

Born to Rise- RedLight Kings

Tyler Seguin Once Again

I'll tell ya as if my Tyler Seguin boner wasn't big enough already. He scored another Hat trick today against the Philly Flyers. I was pissed when he left and still am pissed because he is going to continue to put up these numbers throughout his career. Loui looks great let me tell you. Friggen 91 is lighting it up and putting the puck in the net, which is something the grinder Boston Bruins need. Hmm am I  missing something here? Yeah bad trade all around for the Bruins. Seguin has out played Reilly Smith and Loui Erikkson combined so what does that tell you? People say that he's only getting these points cause he has Jamie Benn feeding him sauces. No, we have two great centermen on our team and they go by the names of David Krejci and Patrice Bergeron. If you would have kept Seguin and then still signed Iginla, we would be sitting pretty right now, not shooting ourselves in the foot because Seguin is great. Taylor Hall has been great in Edmonton, Seguin was great here. We won a cup and then came close to another, why is that so bad. There are 28 other teams in the league that could have been there and were bitching about how much he parties. Who gives a shit! He puts the puck in the net, keep him. Brian is angry. Good day. 

Mike Napoli Back With The Sox

Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images

Finally the beard has come back to Boston. Can you smell what the Nap is cooking? I don't give a shit if Napoli broke the all time strikeout record we would have not won the World Series without him. He K's and drops some bombs. Him and Papi are the next best thing since Papi and Manny. Both of them are clowns but that's just what the sox need this year. I wonder if Napoli and AJ are going to be good friends. But at least now Salty is gone, so we have options. I love the fact that we bring him back on a 2 year deal, he wasn't to expensive which was right up our ally. But hell at least he didn't sign with the Yankees.



Robinson Cano To The Mariners

 



Robinson Cano shocks the world. Taking a deal with the Seattle Mariner for 10 years worth $240 million. This deal makes the Yankees signing of Jacoby Ellsbury completely useless. Cano has one the smoothest swings in the MLB. His stats say it all, he is a friggen All Star. I am not going to put the stats up on here because if you have watched baseball before then you would know how good he is. This signing will maybe bring some fans into Safeco Field at least. The Mariners are ok at best but Cano will make them a hell of a lot better than usual. Seeing this I am happy that Jacoby signed with the Yankees just because Jacoby is not even close to as good as Cano. Now they will have to have Eduardo Nunez play 2B and that is a downgrade for the books let me tell you. I love winter for baseball and I can't wait to see who has the next big signing. The Redsox need Napoli back. No question.

 



 

Max Pacioretty Gets Revenge On The B's

 

This hit on Johnny Boychuck from Max Pacioretty just sounds like redemption. Two years after Chara absolutely demolished Max and cost him a season, the first time they meet this year Boychuck is taken off in a stretcher. From first looks this doesn't even look like a penalty because it wasn't directly a hit from behind. But seeing him be hurt like that is just devastating. Anybody who injures someone I think should be penalized. I am glad to see that Boychuck had movement in his extremities after the he was taken to the hospital. The Bruins ended up losing this game 2-1 to the Habs and a stellar performance by Carey Price just would not budge in net stopping everything that was thrown at him.

 

 

Eiffel 65- Blue (KNY Factory Remix)

Sox Make Another Splash In Free Agency

 

The Redsox have signed Edward Mujica to a two year deal today. To be honest I know the game of baseball very well and I had never heard this guy ever. But I looked up his stuff on baseball references and he sort of caught my eye. He was an All Star in 2013, he appeared in 65 games for the Cards last season and recorded 37 saves with an ERA of  2.78. I mean that's not to shabby for our bullpen. Let's see who we used to have. Daniel Bard, Joel Hanrahan, Andrew Bailey, Alfredo Aceves. Yeah I think he will be a good fit for us. Our bullpen is strong and this guy seems like he will a good fit for us here in Boston.

Ducks, Kings Unveil Their Stadium Series Jerseys

Okay so I know that the Ducks have been taking a lot of crap on how ugly their jerseys are, but I am all for these bad boys. Talk about the all time best Winter Classic jerseys I think. The Bruins had a mustard yellow, which was ugly, Flyers never even changed their jerseys till the 2013 Winter Classic. Buffalo, ugly. Penguins, terrible. Really there have been no wicked cool looking jerseys so why are throwing the Ducks under the bus. I think they look fuego. The Kings ones are fire too. This is going to be the best showdown this winter in Dodgers Stadium. These are two of the many powerhouse teams in the Western Conference and this game will be crazy as hell.

 

So my opinion, I love the sweaters. They are pretty sharp looking and no need to even change the logo, which I love.

 

 

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=694190 

Big Day In Baseball

 

The Seattle Mariner can be the front runners now to land slugger Robinson Cano. Yeah I mean he is good but I feel like he is no that good as people say he is. He does play at Yankee Stadium, which in my mind is a god damn Little League field. That right field porch is like 315 feet. That's a normal pop fly in other ball park. But the Yanks landed Jacoby Ellsbury last night. Justin Morneau went to the Rockies. Salty to Miami which is fine by me. Heath Bell coming to the AL East with the Rays. Sad to see Dexter Fowler go to Houston, he will most likely be the highest paid player on that team. Konerko is back with the White Sox. This is why I love the winter when it comes to Baseball. There are so many players going anywhere they want to. The Hot Stove is heating up real quick.

Women Crush

 

Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. Hot damn. She skis, she's hot, smoke city.

 

 

Now This Is What I Call A Fight

 

Holy hell, what a fight. This was building up from last times meeting that Antoine Roussel had to step up and defend himself. The hay makers thrown in this fight is insane. Total not giving a shit and just standing up and throwing your hardest punch.

Browns Fans Have It Right

 

Best Christmas Carol ever, even though there old ass songs I still love the fact that this man can take an ordinary Christmas carol and shit on the Browns. This season has been the biggest shit show since the big Vince McMahan left the WWE. I mean come on the Cleveland Browns have been in a slump over like 10 years now right? Yeah the first song should tell you everything you need to know. It is just so funny how many QB's they have had this season. This tune is instant classic in my book.

San Fran? No. Seattle? No. New York? Yup.

 

See ya buddy, I'm looking out for better options now. I can only wish for like Matt Kemp or Curtis Granderson now. But that will never happen. He is like the Tyler Seguin of the Boston Redsox with the looks. Napoli is the partier, Ellsbury the pretty boy. So now we just lost girl fans I believe, but anyways have fun in the Bronx, it's a shit hole. See you later Jacoby it will only be a matter of time before he ends up on the DL just like Damon, Youkilis and whoever has gone to them.  

Credit to MLB Memes: @MLBMeme

 

Typical Yankees

 

This is why I hate the Yankees, yeah I know that Jacoby was most likely not going to come back here but this is why I hate athletes, you make enough money as it is, but hey lets fuck over all the other teams cause the New York Yankees will just be able to buy whoever they want to. Honestly I think baseball players sound a lot like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, 100 million billion bazillion dollars. Honestly does someone really need 100 million dollars? A 7 yr $153 million dollar contract. Are you friggen kidding me? I hate seeing guys do this go to the rival team, now guess what all of New England is going to hate you. Just like everybody else that has gone to New York. Now I just hope that JBJ is ready pick up the pieces because Jacoby was nasty. A sally but at least he was good.

 

So hasta luego buddy, have fun playing with a bunch of dirtbags.

College Golfer Bro Brings It

Dude wakes and rakes on the 5th tee box. Nothing like hitting the ball, chirp a little, and turn around cause you don't even need to look at it. Bring it. 

A Little Tango On This Tuesday

 

This kid goes in from the beginning. Crazy ass moves from left to right. I don't understand why his shirt is off though I mean your ripped I guess but dude your a scrawny ass man. Put the shirt on and keep the ponytail. You got some moves but I see why you live in the basement of a weird ass house. Kid is crazy. Bring those moves to the club and wheel on the chicks. I am sure some lucky lady wants to get with a 120 pound gay ass dancer that wears skinny jeans. Any lucky ladies ready for this kid?

Andrew Bailey Cut By The Sox

 

Other than the signing of A.J, this might the best news I have heard today. I am so glad this goon was cut by the Redsox or he was not even given a contract by them. He was absolutely terrible for us here in Boston. Played in 49 total games with the Sox in two years. Last year he had an ERA of 3.77 and gave up 7 home runs in save situations. Guy was an absolute bust. I could not believe it when we got him for Josh Reddick, but look how Reddick turned out for the A's. Stud. Anyways it's about time they cut ties with this slob cause it's time for High Five City Koji to come in and shut the door. Just like he did for us in 2013. The sox are looking good in the bullpen now unless fatty Joel Hanrahan comes back. God I hope not.

Dany Friggen Heatley

 

 

Yeah watch this all star hit the friggen ice tonight on NBCSN, I guarantee you he does not talk to that dildo Pierre in between the glass, look at those fucking eyes, he chirps a hard game but plays even harder. The booze bag himself was probably already back Bacardi before warm ups, this party animal is going to light up Philly tonight on the ice and then clubs after. Just another Monday for this dude. His sauce pass will make the girls panties drop before the 2nd period even begins. 50 in 07 was nothing for him and he's back for it this season. Dangle. Snip. Celly. Party.

 

 

 

Follow this dude on twitter @DanyAllStar15

 

The real friggen deal.

 

Mayhem Monday

Martin Garrix - Animals 

El Ninkovich

 

Nino is the friggen man. Even though the defense is banged up he still is I think the most consistent player on D. Yeah by the way my prediction was way off too. Either the Texans brought it yesterday or the defense just does suck still. I am going with sucking still. The Pats just barely survived the now 2-10 suck bag Texans.  But my dude Nino brings it every day. Hard ass to the max. I don't care what other people say, it is what is. Just watch out when he breaks through the line.

 

Patriots Prediction

 

Yeah it's Aaron Hernandez. Still my favorite Patriot by the way. I want to see a remake of last years ass whoopin the Pats laid down on the Texans when everybody thought that the Texans were so good  But Brady and the Pats will kill these suck bags today. One because Matt Schaub sucks and he isn't even starting and the Texans are 2-9. Two Brady is going to pass the hell out of the ball cause the fumblerooski master Ridley is sitting his ass of the bench.  Today I feel like it is going to get ugly real quick. So my genius hypothesis is:

 

Patriots 38 - Texans 14.

 

Malnati has spoken.  

New Songs Different Lyrics

The only reason why I found this video was because Carrie Underwood was in it, but then I watched the video and it was actually pretty funny. Also Jimmy Fallon hilarious. Rashida Jones new smoke I would say. Those glasses girl, hot damn. I mean I think I might have my two favorite women here. Carrie has the body of a model and the looks of a goddess. Can you say saint? Ms. Jones hot. Good day.

 

 

Crazy Ending For Auburn

 

First off, suck it Bama. I am so happy to see them lose just because I hate when Bama wins it every year. This punt returner runs out of shoes and almost. In front of your home crowd I would cellyed way harder than this dude did. I'm talking jumping into the stands, breaking out the Carlton dance, flip the bird to Saban. Anything really I mean this was one of the best games college football games ever seen. I personally hate college football but this game was unreal.

Hard Shit Of The Day

BOS vs NYR Black Friday Showdown

 

Bruins won 3-2. This what Alain Vigneault said to King Henrik Lundquist after the game...

 

#TankForWiggins

Im cool with any of these 3 honestly.

Ok so is it time yet? Can we finally just admit it and tank for this fucking stud. Even if we only get a top 5 pick im fine with that because this draft is so talented. Bench Rondo. Trade Bass, Lee, Hump, Wallace, Green. How awesome would it be to go in full fledged tank mode? Theyd be giving away tickets and then next season we could have the second coming. Of course the Celtics will never admit to tanking, its bad business. But lets all pray for some injuries. Lets put up billboards like those homos down in Jacksonville trying to get Tebow aka Baby Jesus. I just really want to watch some good basketball in Boston for the next 10 or so years, so I'm willing to take a hit this season, and i feel like im not alone. I WANT THAT NUMBER 1 FUCKING PING PONG BALL #TankForWiggins #PrayForWiggins

I just thought this would be funny

Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving bitches... that's pretty much what big baby said while downing a whole fucking turkey last night. Dudes a baller and I still love him. Good night mofuckas I'll be sleeping getting ready for black friday while y'all are chowing down. Good Day and happy Hanukkah to all the Jews out there. Jk.

Hard Shit Of The Day

 

Wicked old Metallica. I personally hate Metallica but this song gets the blood and juice flowing quickly. You be the judge. 

Worst Display Of Hockey I've Seen In 40 Years

You would think that if your going here, you would see some talent right?

 

 

PeeWee hockey is more entertaining than this. You know when you go to a professional hockey game and then intermission is the little pip squeaks that are so cute. Yeah they are way more entertaining than this shit show, kid can't even skate. If the blogger was out there, I would have been skating circles around these chumps. No big deal but I know I have the blazing speed. 

Hollywood Walk Of Fame

 

As I was walking down the street in Hollywood, I looked down and stopped to see this beauty just sitting on the ground. The shredding master himself Slash from Guns N Roses. Yeah those are my Nike Free's in the picture too cause while I was taking this picture I was immediately distracted by the character of Steve-O from Jackass. Yeah I met him yesterday. But anyways the Slash Master should have more than one star, nobody shreds like this dude I tell you.

 

 



Hip To Be Square On Tuesday

Kopitar Roofs One In OT

I mean its only proper that I am in LA, and that Anze Kopitar yanks one top shelf to beat the fucking nucks. Everyday the Canucks lose its a good day. But anyways its on to San Diego for me tomorrow. And the Duckies on Friday. Long Live The Kings.



Marty Celly's His Ass Off

 

That's how you friggen celly right there. Dangle . Snip. Celly. All in one. Congrats to Marty St. Louis for getting his 1000th point and he sure as hell deserves it. Party all night buddy, we know your probably not a booze bag since you look like a light weight but anyways 1000 is huge friggen flaunt that shit.

Franco And Rogen. I Love It

 

One of the best spoofs to come out this year besides the Nicholas Cage Wrecking Ball parody. That shit was fire. I juts can't help but laugh when I see this on my screen and yeah they actually lock lips once. I saw it. 2nd best spoof. Let me tell you.

You Stay Classy New England

Ridley Blows though

Pats 34 Broncos 31. Suck it

The Official Beans Of The Denver Broncos

I laughed a lot when I found this in a bomb ass Italian Deli

Can You Say You've Ever Been Here

 

 

As I wasted two and half hours of my day while I am on vacation, it came to my attention that I was not just at any ordinary Honda dealer. I was at the number one Honda dealer in the USA. I know what your thinking, big friggen deal right. Well yeah it is. Broski needed a new car while I stood there with my thumb up my ass and waited and waited. When I told them that the blogger was in town this week, I couldn't even get a chat in with Norm Reeves. Can you believe that guy? Whatever he just missed the opportunity of a lifetime, let me tell you that. I could of advertised the shit out that peasants place but nope I am not, let's just leave it at that. Good day. 

New Title Contender

Don't let that title throw you off. There is a new title contender in the NBA. I'm not talking championship title either, we talkin' 'bout number one pick title contender. Since D-Rose is most likely done for the season (career?), the Bulls are the newest team to enter the race for a new game-changer.

Rose recently went down with a meniscus tear which will is the same injury that Russell Westbrook had last year. I really feel badly for the guy. Everyone, including me, was shitting on him for being a pussy and taking so long to come back from his ACL injury and then 15 games into this season this happens. I'd love for this to be a huge cover up just so the Bulls can bring in Chicago native Jabari Parker to team up with a healthy Rose next year, but I think Rose's career is in question. He looked like he was about to be real explosive and better than before this year, but with two bad knees he is starting to look like Greg Oden minus the fact that he doesn't actually look like a 70 year old man.

I only wish for two things to come from this...well maybe three:
1. The Bulls don't finish worse than the Celtics and we still get a better pick than them
2. D-Rose comes back healthier than ever and never has knee problems again
3. Totally unrelated but I still wish it comes true...I make millions of dollars doing absolutely nothing and don't have to do shit the rest of my life besides whack off.

What The Fuck Is That?

 

Well we arrived at LAX last night and in the lights I see this fucking weird ass plane in the distance and then I say great look at this shit. Just another thing the Asians ladies can go ape shit about. Now they look like absolute fucking weirdos.  All of this shit is whacked out and I hate the fact that they think this is cool. Get with the program were in America.





I'm Back Bitches...And The Bruins Won

So upon waking up this morning in Los Angeles. I woke up at 11 AM Pacific time so that means yeah, I missed like the first period of the Bruins game. But whatever I'm glad I slept in I needed. The Bruins continue to look strong but I can't believe they beat those shit bags from Carolina in OT. Why didn't they kick the crap out of the team in regulation. hey how about 5-1, 4-1, 3-1, I don't give a shit but these grind fest games. I'm done with them I tell you. Congrats on the W but I want to see better wins than this. California is legit. And Brian has spoken. Good day.