Drunken Avalanche

Well where do we begin with this story...First this is Goaltender Semyon Varlamov of the Colorado Avalanche. Allegedly he beat up his girlfriend when he came home drunk one night. Allegedly. First off he is 7-1 when he is between the pipes so why would you wanna fuck up your career.  Now I am not saying this isn't true, I just don't want to believe it because this could really hurt my fantasy hockey team.
But anyways I'd give Varlamov the advantage in this bout. Varlamov 6 foot 3 inches 210 lbs. And the we have his girlfriend 5 foot 3 inches and weighing in just over a 100 pounds soaking wet. So yeah she gave up some size there. His father says he is not guilty and if we haven't learned this already the father is never right. But Varalamov is facing charges of major ramifications like deportation. So lastly in the wise words of Afroman's Colt 45, "I know imma cry when he get deported!"

This means is otherwise give him a slap on the wrist.