Johnny "Hockey" Gaudreau

Okay we all know of Johnny Football from Texas A&M, but here is Johnny Hockey from Boston College. If I had a man crush on anybody from the Men's NCAA it sure enough would be Johnny Gaudreau. This kid is already drafted by the Calgary Flames, played for the USA World Junior Team where he completely tore it up and won a gold medal. This little spitfire has absolute bomb cannon of a shot, speedy wheels from this forward netted him 36 goals his freshmen year. "He's a Freshmen", yeah he'd put you to shame. Now in his junior year this kid stands at 5 feet 6 inches, little taller on skates, the 20 year old slays more poon than anybody in New England. The puck sluts love this kid, choosing to stay in college and throwback beers, party non-stop, take one class, and push his junk to any girl he points at. Yeah this kid gets it. People say he is going to be to small for the NHL and you know what I say to that. Fuck em. This stud is going to be taking clappers in the high slot, doing figure 8's around all those goons that give him shit. I'm just calling it right now, BC is legit and they WILL win the National Championship this year. Just add another ring to the collection kid. Stand out in juniors, stand out in the NCAA, and soon to be standout with the Calgary Flames. Watch out Mike Cammalleri, Johnny's coming for ya job. Packing lips and putting the biscuit in the basket since 1993.

I friggen love this kid.