Thursday, October 24, 2013

Take A Look At This College Golf Ball Whacker Guy

This golfer bro has nothing short of a flawless swing. Just fucking murdering this yellow golf ball into the water means he doesn't mess around when it comes to the big leagues. Crushing balls over 275 yards, waking up at the crack of dawn to hit the range while his booze bag competition is waking up with a hungover. I'd give the edge to this kid any day of week. Anybody who wears a yellow shirt and sticks out like a sore thumb then that's an A in my book.  You definitely don't want a round house kick to the face with those badass bright white shorts on. No grass stains on them bad boys, wanna know why? Cause its fucking official. Titleist or Callaway. Fuck that. He'll sink shots with a god damn Top Flite. Sign em up for the Presidents Cup. This American lays down more sloots than Tiger did back in '09.  Sinking putts and smashing sluts.

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