Celtics Fans

There are 3 kinds of Celtics fans this season. The 1st is the bandwagon fan who truly doesn’t give a fuck what happens. The 2^nd is the realist (Me) who realizes they’re going to suck worse than a 13 year old girl with braces giving a blowjob for the first time. And the 3^rd are all these dumbasses who truly believe that they have a chance. I go on twitter after Jeff Green banged that buzzer beater in front of Lebron, and all I see is “This team is all heart” “We aren’t tanking this team has too much heart”. SHUT THE FUCK UP. They are going to be lucky to win 25 games. WE NEED TO TANK. I want Andrew Wiggins. I don’t want some fucking sloth from Croatia with the 17^th pick in the draft. The Celtics need a top 3 pick to be any sort of relevant for the next 10 years. Or lets get used to feeling like Hawks fans for the next couple decades while we get first round bounces. Let’s just all pray that Rondo’s ACL tears again and Jeff Green’s vag gets stretched out so he can’t play, so we can go on a nice 20-30 game losing streak. Good day youngins.

P.S. Pray For Wiggins