Wanna know how to remain a virgin your whole life? Play a little Quidditch match at the Boston Commons in front of millions of people. What a shit show this was huh, I'm just gonna go out there and say that these kids were MIT students. You know the kids that never socialize and play videos games to pass their time on a Saturday night. "Hey you guys to the parade?", "Nah dude I'm about to hit the boys and see if they wanna play some Quidditch at the Commons", "Alright kid have fun".
This is just like being that douchebag who sits on the school lawn and plays Wonderwall on the guitar to impress the girls, and every guy thinks, wow this kid is a fag. Well I believe that Quidditch is the same friggen thing. When the drunk old guys wants to see the clothes come off or something, hey then maybe you'll looked at differently but until play a real friggen sport you suckbags.
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