It's Monday. The least favorite day of the week for all of us. But mostly me and especially this Monday. This guy has a bigger test on Wednesday than Tom and Bill have tonight. Sure I haven't been to class since the last test, and yeah, maybe I failed the first two tests, but this is make it or break it for me. If I pass this class I am getting a moped. Call me queer but the UNH campus is like Planet Fitness with the whole "no judgement zone" thing. Mopeds aren't cool anywhere else, but they are the shit at UNH.
But this is supposed to be a post about the Pats which is what is on my plate for tonight. Fuck this test and fuck Slam Newton. Of course he is super athletic and can be pretty electric at times, but we have the greatest
looking quarterback in the history of sports. Also, not to be racist (but totally to be racist), when was the last time an African-American QB won the Super Bowl?
Lets crack the Natty's and sit back and enjoy this Monday night. Go Pats.
No comments:
Post a Comment