I Can't Believe This Is Real

Attention all students, if you interested in attending the Women's Basketball on Friday, come on by and get a ticket for free, but that's not all you can have some FREE BACON!

Are you fucking kidding me? This is pathetic. Just what I want to do is go watch some manly chicks not even dunk and chow down on some bacon. The halftime show better be worth it cause if I go and its 15-11 at the half I would be pissed. But hey at least I will have some free bacon in my hands to watch this torturous thing they call Women's Basketball.