The Sanchize

Homo With The Cornrows

There are many reasons to why people hate Mark Sanchez. But the Sanchize just added another, he got cornrows... Yes the shitty Jets QB, who's been spending his time this season on the IR (Vaginal Tightness), got cornrows put into his hair yesterday. I don't know if he thinks he looks cool or he wants to feel welcomed among his ghetto teammates, all I know is he looks dumber than Dennis Rodman with his rainbow hair. But hey the dude gets hot bitches all day. He's banged Kate Upton, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Longoria and a couple other hot bitches, so he's doing something right. I just think he looks like a fucking tool. Even worse than the butt fumble incident....Actually, butt fumble was pretty bad...

 

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